First thing first, you cannot (and shouldn’t) even think of having a bachelor or bachelorette party without renting a limousine. It’s just not right. After all, this is a once in a lifetime thing…so, why skimp of renting a limousine. Having a limousine on a bachelor night or bachelorette party is like…like….alcohol. You just should do without it….anyway, apart from renting a limousine for a bachelor or bachelorette party, are there are other things you cannot avoid? Sure thing! Here’s a short list of things that the bachelor should expect during his bachelor party. I’ll deal with the ladies later although the list isn’t all that different. :-)

Public Humiliation – Yes, yes, yes….you get to drive around in a rented limousine during your own bachelor party and you look downright elegant and classy….and rich! But you’re not escaping the one thing that bachelor parties are made for….Public Humiliation! Your friends are going to have a ball making you look like an utter fool! It’s important to remember that you’ll remember this stag night for the rest of your life and you can return the favor during their bachelor party, so, bear with it with a grin. Or down a glass of Chivas before humoring your friends. Helps a lot.

Naughty Girls – Your future wife isn’t going to like it but hey, is it going to stop the blokes from going overboard with this one? Nah! A bachelor night is practically almost-always filled with naughty girls satisfying every single little whim and fancy of the bachelor’s final night as a well….bachelor. This is something I think is unavoidable during a bachelor party.

Puking your head– Bachelor parties are synonymous with lots of gambling, partying and drinking…I sincerely hope you, the bachelor, gets tons of it. And as a reward, you get to sit by the toilet at the end of the bachelor party, puking your stomach inside out and wake up with a splitting volcanic headache with a rating of 8.0 on a Richter Scale!

Getting caught – While a few lucky few escape the torrential torture of being caught by the bride to be during a bachelor party, many don’t the night after. This can cause a strain on the relationship or the wedding if you don’t go in with the expectation of being caught and get ready with your excuses. Make it up to your wife and be ready with gifts to make it up to her. After all, it’s hard to stomach the thought of your husband doing all those stuff during a bachelor night without her presence.